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Girlfriend Love Jokes

My new girlfriend loves bees.

She's a keeper.

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My girlfriend loves dick jokes.

She always laughs at mine anyway.

I got my girlfriend love voucher's as the present...

I didn't realize they are transferable.

Turns out they accept them at her work.

My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She’s always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she’s got a chocolate addiction. "Get me away from those Hersheys bars. I’m addicted to them." It’s really annoying.

So I put her in a car and I drove her downtown. And I pointed out a crack addict. And I said, "Do you see that, honey?... Why can’t you be that skinny?

My girlfriend loves me so much

She bought my dog a box of chocolates.

My girlfriend LOVES my toenails..

I'm starting to think she's a nailphile.

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My friend and his girlfriend loved sexting, so I bought him a gift so they could always stay in contact.

In hindsight her funeral probably wasn’t the best time to give him the Ouija Board.

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My girlfriend loves cats and wanted to go to a bowling alley today. So I took her out to Racks and Balls Bowling Alley & Strip Club

There might not be cats... but there will be pussy.

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