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Girl Talk Jokes

A young girl talking to her Mother.

Instead of buying me clothes for Christmas can you send them to all of the girls that haven't got any. Oh so who are these girls that haven't got any clothes?


You know the ones. The ones on daddy's computer.

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A girl talking about sex is great

A girl talking about enviroment is Greta

A teenage girl talking on the phone..

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

Little Girl talking to her Grandpa;

"Grandpa, make a noise like a frog."

"Why?"

"Cause Daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."

I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers.

I nearly fell out of my tree.

3 women where having a coffee and some girl talk

One of them goes:

"Girls, if you're man was to be compared to a soda brand, what would it be? Mine would be 7UP, because he's 7 hard inches, always up"

"Well mine would be Mountain Dew since he likes to mount and do me everyday." says the second.

The last one ponders for a secon...

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A little girl talks to her mother about her accident in school...

Annie : Mommy, Jimmy showed his penis to me this morning!

Mom : Really?!?!

Annie : Yeah, and it reminded me about peanuts

Mom : *chuckles* Why? Is it because they are small?

Annie : No, salty...

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