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Girl Are You A Jokes

Hey girl are you a school?

Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Damn girl are you a piñata?

Because imma need a blindfold before I hit that

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Damn girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you every fucking day

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Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube?

Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.

Damn girl are you a smoke detector?

Because you're super annoying and won't shut up

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Damn girl are you a parked car?

Because I would have to be drunk as fuck to hit that

Hey girl are you a piñata?

Because I'd need a blindfold to smash that.

Damn girl are you a windows update?

'Cause I'll do you later

Hey girl are you a cave in Thailand?

Cause I wanna leave some kids inside you

Girl are you a princess?

Because you look like you died in a car crash.

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Damn girl are you a math book?

Because you have a lot of fucking problems I don't want to deal with.

Hey girl are you a Thai cave?

Cuz I want to put 12 kids in you

Pick up lines: Girl are you a microwave

Because mmmmmmmmmmm

Hey girl are you a Communist?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower classes.

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Damn girl are you a redditor?

Cause you just keep repeating the same shit

Girl are you a gremlin?

Cause I wanna get you wet and multiply.

Damn girl are you a cop?

Cause I want you to sit on my face

Hey girl are you a diamond pick?

Cause I'm as hard as obsidian

Hey girl are you a Magic The Gathering card?

Cause i’d tap you

Damn girl are you a Scientology Church?

Because after I come inside you I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed and end up paying large sums of money for the rest of my life just to leave.

damn girl Are you a forestry major

Cause I wanna take a DBH measurement

Hey girl are you a COVID-19 cell?

Cause' you've got the kinda curves that take my breath away.

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Damn girl are you a Reddit user?

Cause when you post a title with a typo you can never fix that shit.

Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze

Because you make me wanna jacket

"Girl are you a vocal critic of the President?"

Cause I've got a suspicious package here for you.

Girl are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can’t afford to pay for you.

Girl are you a whale?

Because we can humpback at my place

Hey Girl are you a P.O box ?

Cuz I heard u like to have mails inside you

Girl are you a zero APR loan?

because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

Hey girl are you a construction worker?

Cause you're erecting something right now

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Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp?

Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.

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Damn girl are you a planet?

Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night.

Girl are you a fox?

Because I don't know wtf you're saying.

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