What was the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?

A ginger actually had 2 friends.

What’s old and wrinkled and smells like ginger?

Fred Astaire’s face.

What’s the difference between a ginger and a brick?

At least a brick gets laid.

Why can’t a ginger mary someone

Because he’s got no soul mate

Goodbye Ginger Bread Man,

long live the Ginger Inbred Boy

Why do gingers buy so many shoes?

It's the only legal way to acquire soles.

What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.

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... I'll see myself out

60,000 blondes meet in a centre for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention.

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The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds she says,...

Ginger kid

Ginger kid: mom, I love you!

Mother: eee... let's just stay friends.

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?

He went around killing gingers.

Last week, I went to the local ginger convention

There wasn’t a soul in sight

What music can't gingers listen to?

Soul music.

So a ginger friend of mine got their hair dyed, I guess you could say they are now...

A transginger

I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend

Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

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Today my kids cried like mad when I put ginger in the curry.

They fucking loved that cat.

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school...

So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.

A blonde, brunette, and ginger steal from a bank....

They run and hide in a nearby farm while they're being chased by the cops. The three women hide behind a cow, pig, and potatoes.

The officer crashes through the barn doors and turns on his flashlight to look for the women. He shines the light on the cow where the ginger is and the woman says,...

What do you call a fat ginger kid with glasses?

Anything, not like he'll run after you

Why did the Ginger’s foot get blistered?

He had no sole

What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough.

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I walked up to a random ginger bloke today

I asked him “if you had 7 girls numbers in your left pocket and 8 girls numbers in your right pocket what would you have?
“I would have 15 girls phone numbers” he replied
I said “wrong, you would have someone else’s pants on you ginger cunt”

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A ginger baby was born to a older couple.

"Doctor, both my wife and I have black hair, why would our child have red hair?"

"How often do you have sex?" asked the Doctor.

"A few times a year." the man replied sheepishly.

"Well there's your answer, you're just a little rusty!"

I committed a crime while costumed like a Ginger to distract the cops

It was a real Red Hairing

Why did the ginger person go into the shoe shop?

For a sole

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

'Ginger'

The police caught a serial killer who targeted gingers.

At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.

What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja?

One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.

Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!]

She was Schwepped off her feet

What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?

A cookie cutter

I invented a new drink. Ginger beer and Jack Daniel's.

I call it the Stormy Daniel's.

National Ginger Convention

Thousands showed up but not a soul was to be found.

What is it called when two redheads have a kid?

Ginger bred

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger stuck on a desert

The three friends have been stuck in the desert for days. They have finished their last drink of water. They come across a genie in a bottle.

The genie says he will grant them one wish each.

The brunette is excited and says "I wish to be home with my family"

Next comes the ...

What do Ginger Baker and 7/11 Coffee have in common?

They both suck without Cream.

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Party guy

A guy goes out after work with some buds. An hour in and his friend notices all he's drinking is ginger ale.

"What's up with this?"

"Aww, I have to stay straight. Every time I get shit-faced, I end up vomiting all over myself and my wife knows I've been out drinking with the boys."...

Me, asking a ginger: “Do you read?” The ginger responds, “Why, yes I do!” Me:

“Have you read Pubes?”

What do you call a child with redheaded parents?

Ginger-bred

Your favorite drink must be ginger ale.....

cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

I’ve just watched the Harry Potter films..,

It’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?!!

What do you call a redhead that works at a bakery?

A ginger-bread man.

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John murders his wife

Shortly after he is hiding the body and his neighbor, Jeff, comes round and sees what’s happening. John quickly tackles Jeff to the ground and ties him up.

“Please” Jeff pleads, “let me live and I won’t tell a soul.”

Knowing Jeff was a man of his word and not wanting to have two murde...

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato...

Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

Did you hear the Spice Girls are putting on a reunion tour? Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice and Baby Spice are all on board, but Ginger Spice turned them down.

Luckily they signed Donald Trump to replace her; he’ll be performing as Pumpkin Spice.

A black guy and a ginger get in a fight

The two are fighting with just words at first, but then push comes to shove and the black guy shoves the ginger into the edge of a table. His back snaps and he immediately falls unconscious.

The ginger is taken to hospital in critical condition, but doesn't survive. The locals wish that they...

What do gingers and North Koreans have in common?

They've go no Seoul.

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

My favourite joke ever

So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger".
The...

A blonde, a ginger and a brunette are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from any other land...

Thinking they have nothing to lose, they decide to each try swimming back to civilization. The ginger goes first, but she can only swim 5 miles before she has to turn back. The brunette goes next, and she manages 25 miles, but she too becomes too tired and turns back. Finally, the blonde goes. Sh...

I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer

He wasn't pleased

Ginger librarians are:

Well red.

As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy

I just go sit underneath the full moon.

The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes.

You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

Why can’t gingers see the sun?

Because they don’t have a Sol

Long: An underaged ginger walks into a bar...

The bartender ask for his ID. The ginger stops, making a big show of reaching into his wallet and pulling out an obviously fake card.

"What do you think yah trying to pull?" says the bartender, "This ain't no underage drinking bar. Scram punk!"

So the ginger gets kicked out on the stre...

So...if a redhead goes crazy...

Is it called a ginger snap?

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As a ginger I insist girls call my dick a fire pole

They feel baby carrot is more suitable

My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday.

Poor Tyrone..

Ginger the baker

Once upon a time, in a very, very small town, there was a baker who was named Ginger. She was a very modest person, and not only was she humble, but also very soft spoken and kind. She was famous in the town for her baked goods, especially her cakes.

One day she was experimenting and created...

A blonde, brunette and ginger get lost in the woods

They make a shelter but start getting hungry so the brunette decides to go out hunting. She returns with a rabbit and the blonde asks "how'd you get that?", the brunette replies "Oh I just followed some tracks and found it"

The next day the ginger decides to go out hunting, she returns with a...

I bought some ginger biscuits.

Fussy guy didn't even eat them.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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What do you call gingers in Auschwitz?

Concentrated Orange Jews

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

A ginger, a brunette and a blonde in Hell

Just kidding, how could a ginger go to hell without a soul?

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Gingers just can't get a break.

After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”. The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to h...

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers...

Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan...

A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band...

But he didn't have enough soul.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette escape from prison

and the police are chasing after them. The three women decide to hide and find a secluded alley to hide in. The brunette hides inside of a trash can, the ginger inside of a cardboard box, and the blonde inside of a potato sack. The police find the secluded and kick the things that are laying around,...

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger..

Then again I just wish people would talk to me

I HAVE FOUND A MASSIVE LOOPHOLE IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME

How are HE and BW able to receive the soulstone when a soul must traded for it?

Since you know.... BW is a ginger and all :)

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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My son's teacher phoned today, "I've just caught your son having sex with Lucy Jones, I'm totally disgusted."

"So am I," I replied, "Isn't she the fat ginger one?"

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

A man seas a boat full of people from atop a hill.

He was very curious as to who was on the boat and had time to waste, so he decided to walk down to the dock and take a look.
When he got down there he did not see a single soul in sight.
Everyone on the boat was a ginger.

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

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I went to visit my mum yesterday and noticed her cat wasn't around.

"Where's old Ginger?" I asked.

"He's gone to Pussy Heaven" she sniffed.

"Wow!" I said, "I was there last night, I didn't know he was a member."