What was the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?

A ginger actually had 2 friends.

Did you hear about the great ginger ale crisis of 1995?

No? I guess it must have been schwepped under the rug..

Why are ginger roles played mostly by everyone but gingers?

It's because you have to sell your soul to get anywhere in Hollywood.

what is ginger ale on train-tracks?

ginger-rail

Okay... I'm not saying, that gingers don't have a soul....

I'm just saying... The dementors never went for ron weasley.

My wife put up with my culinary experiments until I put ginger in the curry

She loved that cat.

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Today my kids cried like mad when I put ginger in the curry.

They fucking loved that cat.

A Blonde Woman, a Ginger Woman, a Brunette Woman, and a Black Haired Woman are Standing in Front of a Magic Mirror

The Mirror says to them: "Tell me what you think about your qualities. If they are true, you will be transported to your dream beach home. If it is false, you will be sucked into the dark dimension within me."

All the women pause for a moment.

The Brunette woman broke the silence by s...

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I walked up to a random ginger bloke today

I asked him “if you had 7 girls numbers in your left pocket and 8 girls numbers in your right pocket what would you have?
“I would have 15 girls phone numbers” he replied
I said “wrong, you would have someone else’s pants on you ginger cunt”

What do you call a ginger head that gets their revenge?

Red Head Redemption

60,000 blondes meet in a centre for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention.

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The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds she says,...

What do you call an Irish millionaire?

A ginger bread man.

What’s the difference between a ginger and a brick?

At least a brick gets laid.

So a ginger friend of mine got their hair dyed, I guess you could say they are now...

A transginger

Ginger kid

Ginger kid: mom, I love you!

Mother: eee... let's just stay friends.

There are 3 people on a island, a ginger, a brunette, and a blonde

The nearest land is 50 miles from the shore. They have no source of food so they just decide to swim. The ginger makes it 30 miles, and dies. The brunette is next, they make it 32 miles, then drowns. The blonde goes next, and makes it 25 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

A ginger, brunette, and a blond are stranded on an island when they find a lamp

A Genie appears and offers to grant them each 1 wish.

The ginger wishes for a fully manned cruise ship to appear and sail herself off the island.

The brunette wishes for a piloted private jet to appear and flys herself off the island.

And the blond feeling somewhat lonely says “...

There were 3 girls stuck on an island

A ginger, a brunette, and a blond. They had no boat or any means of contact, just them stuck on the island. The ginger tries to swim to the nearby island with civilization, but drowns halfway through. The brunette says “I’m a way better swimmer!” So she tries to swim there, but drowns 3 quarters the...

So I saw a group of youths (6 in total) starting a fight with a ginger lad

He did some sort of MMA combination and knock ever one of them out, turns out he was the carroty kid.

What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.



... I'll see myself out

My favourite joke ever

So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger".
The...

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?

He went around killing gingers.

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John murders his wife

Shortly after he is hiding the body and his neighbor, Jeff, comes round and sees what’s happening. John quickly tackles Jeff to the ground and ties him up.

“Please” Jeff pleads, “let me live and I won’t tell a soul.”

Knowing Jeff was a man of his word and not wanting to have two murde...

I thought Ginger ale was supposed to be good for your stomach

But I drank like 5 litres and still vomited everywhere.

Why do gingers buy so many shoes?

It's the only legal way to acquire soles.

Goodbye Ginger Bread Man,

long live the Ginger Inbred Boy

Last week, I went to the local ginger convention

There wasn’t a soul in sight

What music can't gingers listen to?

Soul music.

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school...

So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.

What do you call a fat ginger kid with glasses?

Anything, not like he'll run after you

Harry Potter

Do you know why Harry Potter is classed as a Fantasy movies?


Because the ginger (Ron) has friends.

Why did the Ginger’s foot get blistered?

He had no sole

What do you call a child with redheaded parents?

Ginger-bred

I committed a crime while costumed like a Ginger to distract the cops

It was a real Red Hairing

What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough.

I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend

Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

What do you call a strand of ginger hair that leads you on?

A red hair-ing

Why did the ginger person go into the shoe shop?

For a sole

What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja?

One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.

A blonde, brunette, and ginger steal from a bank....

They run and hide in a nearby farm while they're being chased by the cops. The three women hide behind a cow, pig, and potatoes.

The officer crashes through the barn doors and turns on his flashlight to look for the women. He shines the light on the cow where the ginger is and the woman says,...

What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?

A cookie cutter

What do Ginger Baker and 7/11 Coffee have in common?

They both suck without Cream.

The police caught a serial killer who targeted gingers.

At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.

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Party guy

A guy goes out after work with some buds. An hour in and his friend notices all he's drinking is ginger ale.

"What's up with this?"

"Aww, I have to stay straight. Every time I get shit-faced, I end up vomiting all over myself and my wife knows I've been out drinking with the boys."...

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

'Ginger'

I invented a new drink. Ginger beer and Jack Daniel's.

I call it the Stormy Daniel's.

A black guy and a ginger get in a fight

The two are fighting with just words at first, but then push comes to shove and the black guy shoves the ginger into the edge of a table. His back snaps and he immediately falls unconscious.

The ginger is taken to hospital in critical condition, but doesn't survive. The locals wish that they...

Your favorite drink must be ginger ale.....

cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

What do you call a redhead that works at a bakery?

A ginger-bread man.

Did you hear the Spice Girls are putting on a reunion tour? Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice and Baby Spice are all on board, but Ginger Spice turned them down.

Luckily they signed Donald Trump to replace her; he’ll be performing as Pumpkin Spice.

What is it called when two redheads have a kid?

Ginger bred

The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes.

You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

Me, asking a ginger: “Do you read?” The ginger responds, “Why, yes I do!” Me:

“Have you read Pubes?”

I’ve just watched the Harry Potter films..,

It’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?!!

Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!]

She was Schwepped off her feet

National Ginger Convention

Thousands showed up but not a soul was to be found.

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What do you call gingers in Auschwitz?

Concentrated Orange Jews

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger stuck on a desert

The three friends have been stuck in the desert for days. They have finished their last drink of water. They come across a genie in a bottle.

The genie says he will grant them one wish each.

The brunette is excited and says "I wish to be home with my family"

Next comes the ...

As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy

I just go sit underneath the full moon.

A blonde, a ginger and a brunette are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from any other land...

Thinking they have nothing to lose, they decide to each try swimming back to civilization. The ginger goes first, but she can only swim 5 miles before she has to turn back. The brunette goes next, and she manages 25 miles, but she too becomes too tired and turns back. Finally, the blonde goes. Sh...

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato...

Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

So...if a redhead goes crazy...

Is it called a ginger snap?

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer

He wasn't pleased

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

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As a ginger I insist girls call my dick a fire pole

They feel baby carrot is more suitable

Why can’t gingers see the sun?

Because they don’t have a Sol

A ginger, a brunette and a blonde in Hell

Just kidding, how could a ginger go to hell without a soul?

My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday.

Poor Tyrone..

A blonde, brunette and ginger get lost in the woods

They make a shelter but start getting hungry so the brunette decides to go out hunting. She returns with a rabbit and the blonde asks "how'd you get that?", the brunette replies "Oh I just followed some tracks and found it"

The next day the ginger decides to go out hunting, she returns with a...

Ginger the baker

Once upon a time, in a very, very small town, there was a baker who was named Ginger. She was a very modest person, and not only was she humble, but also very soft spoken and kind. She was famous in the town for her baked goods, especially her cakes.

One day she was experimenting and created...

What do gingers and North Koreans have in common?

They've go no Seoul.

What do you call a ginger with a soul?

A brunette named Ginger

Gingers just can't get a break.

After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”. The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to h...

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

I bought some ginger biscuits.

Fussy guy didn't even eat them.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger..

Then again I just wish people would talk to me

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette escape from prison

and the police are chasing after them. The three women decide to hide and find a secluded alley to hide in. The brunette hides inside of a trash can, the ginger inside of a cardboard box, and the blonde inside of a potato sack. The police find the secluded and kick the things that are laying around,...

New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers...

Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan...

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

Long: An underaged ginger walks into a bar...

The bartender ask for his ID. The ginger stops, making a big show of reaching into his wallet and pulling out an obviously fake card.

"What do you think yah trying to pull?" says the bartender, "This ain't no underage drinking bar. Scram punk!"

So the ginger gets kicked out on the stre...

We don’t sell to blondes

A blonde walks past a shop as she reads the sign “we don’t sell to blondes” in the window. She goes in to her investigate the situation.

To test the sign she asks the salesman “excuse me, I’d like to buy this TV”

And the salesman responds “I’m sorry ma’am we don’t sell to blondes”
...

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

Did you hear about the red-head who shot up the Keebler elves?

It’s was all chocolate chip cookies and snickerdoodles until one ginger snap.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band...

But he didn't have enough soul.

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