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Stop it!! Stop it!! I’m getting wet she said

but she could scream as much as she wanted, but I still wouldn’t give her the umbrella

Getting wet in the rain makes me sad...

I had to run fast. I’d either escape the storm in time or cry drying.

Woman: I'm wet. Just give it to me. I'm getting wet.

Man: I don't care what she says, I'm not giving her the umbrella.

My dog is sad after eating her favorite fruit and getting wet from the juice.

She's a watered melancholy watermelon collie.

what do women and weather have in common?

when it's getting wet, it's time to go inside



BOOYAH

What happens when you throw a green apple into the Red Sea?

It's getting wet!

Smoking in the Rain

Two elderly women, Beatrice and Gertrude, are sitting on the front porch one day having a smoke when it starts to rain. Beatrice pulls a condom out of her pocketbook and puts it over then end of her cigarette. Gertrude is confused and Beatrice explains that it keeps the cigarette from getting wet. S...

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A couple of Old Ladys are sitting outside of their retirement home, smoking cigarettes

when it suddenly starts to rain, just a light drizzle, nothing too heavy.

The first old lady pulls out her little umbrella and awkwardly holds it up abover her as she puffs away on her cigarette.

The second old lady pulls out a condom, tears a hole at the tip with her teeth and procee...

This joke my cousin's grandmother told me...

Two old ladies were outside on a cigarette break during the rain. One lady slipped out a little plastic covering for her cigarette to keep it from getting wet. The other lady turned to her and asked her what she had. She replied "Oh this, it's just a condom and I cut off one end so I can keep my cig...

Three ducks walk into a bar...

The first duck walks up to the bar and the bartender asks "What's your name, what's your drink, and how was your day?" the first duck replies "My name is Bill, I'll have a rye and coke, and I had a GREAT day! I was in and out of puddles all day! Splashing around, gettin' wet, having fun!"
The se...

Two old ladies are outside smoking a cigarette

It starts raining and without hesitating one of the ladies pulls a condom out of her purse and covers the cig to keep it from getting wet.

The other lady thinks this is genius and walks to the nearest pharmacy.

She grabs a pack of extra large condoms and proceeds to check out.
The ...

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