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"What time are we getting together for the last supper, Jesus?"

"Oh, hey, Judas. Come over about thr...wait, *last* supper?"

"Yeah, no, like, supper. When's supper?"

Did you hear about Oxygen and Magnesium getting together?

OMG!

Dire Straits and Chris Rea are getting together.....

......they are calling themselves Dire Rea.

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So me and this girl have been getting together pretty regularly to play Scrabble on the weekends...

...the other day we decided to meet at a bar after work and I made a joke about how it's too bad we can't play Scrabble in the bar, hoping she'd say, "We can still play Scrabble on our cellphones!" because everybody knows about those Scrabble apps, right? (Man, I could really go for a good game of S...

I heared Sodium and Hydrogen were getting together

And I was like "NaH!"

What do you call a bunch of witches getting together to smoke weed?

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