Who can drink 5 gallons of petrol without getting sick?
Jerry can.
I'm really getting sick of turning up early to concerts
They always promise The Doors will be opening for every band, but they never show up.
I'm getting sick of all these reboots of old classics
Cold War (2022) is not as good as the original.
I'm getting sick of eye jokes.
They just get cornea and cornea.
"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."
Said the Malaysian shark.
My wife is getting sick and tired of me buying her stupid gifts.
"Next one you buy, I'm going to burn it." She screamed.
So, I bought her a candle.
My wife said, “I’m getting sick of you overusing contractions.”
Me: It’s what it’s.
After getting sick of my dad jokes, my wife locked me out of the house
I texted her, " oh pun the door! "
I’m getting sick of all these stupid Republican jokes.
All 195 of them.
I'm getting sick of all these terrible jokes, and to be frank.....
I'd have to change my name
I am not worried about getting sick. I wash my hands religiously.
Every Christmas and Easter.
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Im getting sick of destroy dick december..
Still waiting for jerk-off january and fap febuary
Every time you get sick, slap yourself in the face until you get better.
After some time, you'll stop getting sick because your body has been trained that this is bad behaviour.
Just got to get this off my chest.... I'm getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things, $2.70 for coffee, $1.50 a cookie, $4.00 an hour for parking.
If I hear any more moaning.. I'm stopping inviting people to my house.
I'm getting sick of spending time with my Scottish family and their Scottish cows...
Wee kin, wee cow
I know everyone is getting sick of these United jokes but
We won't stop beating this dead horse until it volunteers to get off the plane
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