I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus. I thought to myself, “Wow! That could have been me!”
Then I remembered I can’t drive a bus.
What do you call a guy that's mad about his feet getting run over?
Lack-toes intolerant
Vladimir Putin was seen getting run over while crossing the street yesterday.
Police are still looking for whoever caused this Tsar accident.
I’m always getting run over by the same bike, same day every month, same place, month after month...
It's a seriously vicious cycle.
Did you hear about the deaf women getting run over by a train?
Neither did she
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