Everyone on /r/wallstreetbets is buying uranium in the hope of getting rich, but they're in for a nasty surprise
They're expected to lose 50% of their investment over the next 700 million years.
An American and Mexican business men talk about getting rich
There is a conference in DC and a Mexican and American guy meet and talk about highway infrastructure projects. The American invites the Mexican to his home. They show up in a Cadillac where the American invites him inside and they go up to the second story balcony. He points below and says, see tha...
What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?
Cops
While walking down the street one day a female head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. . “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” s...
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Boris Johnson dies...
His soul arrives in heaven and he is met by St.Peter at the Pearly Gates. Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there's a problem: We seldom see a Conservative here and we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in; I'm a believer," says Johnso...
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