UPJOKE

My self-driving car keeps getting pulled over...

...I knew I shouldn't have got it in black

Getting pulled over

Female Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: No, what’s wrong?

Female Cop: Nothing.

Me: Are you sure?

Female Cop: I SAID nothing's wrong. I'm fine.

Me: So...

Female Cop: *(rolls eyes)* Just go.

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An Old Man and his Wife get Pulled Over

An old man and his wife are driving down the interstate one day when they begin to get pulled over.

The old man who is driving says “Damn, we’re getting pulled over!”

The old woman, who is hard of hearing cups her ear and mutters “Eeeehhh?”

The old man replies “WE’RE GETTING PU...

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