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Getting High Jokes

Twenty years ago, my friend made a website where you compare getting high from different drugs.

It was the original trip advisor.

Why is getting high in Netherlands is allowed ?

So that they can be level with rest of the world.

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What song do prostitutes sing while getting high?

High Hoe!! High Hoe!! It’s off to work I go.

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A very religious man had been getting high phone bills for a while

One month his bill was 2 times his normal amount.

The next, it was 3x

On the fourth month, he got home to an unusual scenery: his parrot was on the phone talking about sex with someone.

The man becomes livid with the situation, and checks the bills only to find out that his pa...

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Me and my friend getting high in my room. Friend: Did you know that your cum holds 1.5 TB of data per ejaculation?

Me: That's how I DDoS your mum bruh.

Kids are getting high on Imodium now?

I don't think the juice is worth the squeeze!

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A koala bear is smoking a blunt in a tree

A lizard comes along and says “what are you doing?”. The koala bear says “I’m getting high man”. The lizard responds “what do you mean?”…. Rather than explain it to the lizard the koala bear convinces him to partake of the blunt.

Shortly after partaking, the lizard says to the koala “dude my ...

I saw a news story about teens getting high while washing in the shower...

They said it was leading to harder drug use and a real slippery soap.

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