I think I'm getting better at predicting what people will do.
. . . See? I knew you'd click this post.
I'm addicted to bestiality with wolves but I'm getting better.
I'm down to a pack a day.
In a psych ward, a doctor decides to test if some of the patients were getting better.
He gathered them all in a big room, drew a motorcycle on a wall and said “The person who can start this motorcycle will be allowed to go free!”
All patients rushed to it, trying to start the engine, except one, who was just looking at them from a distance and giggling. The doctor approached ...
North Korean launches keep getting better and better
Heck, they even made it to the front page today!
Doctor... "I see your cough is getting better"
Patient ...." Yes, I've been practicing all night"
My ex wife still misses me
But her aim is getting better!
Sonic looked like his games were getting better in recent years
and then BOOM
A woman called up St. John's hospital and asked "I want to know if the patient Sarah James in Room No 1438 is getting better"
The nurse replied, "She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days."
The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful news!"
Nurse: I take it you must be a family member o...
A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor....
A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.
"How's the stutter?", asks the doctor.
"It's g-getting better. My mate calls me D-Donkey," replies the man.
"Any idea why?" The doctor asks.
"No, but he aw he aw he aw he always calls me that."
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