A lost hiker is on one side of a raging river when he sees a buddhist monk on the other side. There are no bridges. He has no boat. He shouts out to the monk on the opposite bank. “How do I get to the other side?”
The buddhist monk shouts back: “You are on the other side.”
To get to the other side
Why did the time traveller cross the road?
A blonde is walking along the shoreline of a lake in Minnesota looking for seashells when she spots another blonde across the lake from her. Eager for company she shouts loudly "How do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde shouts back "You're on the other side!"
how many alziemers patients does it take to change a light bulb?
to get to the other side
How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?
He used the Cross Walk.
A Blonde is walking along a river, trying to figure out how to get to the other side...
Finally, she spots another blonde across the river. "Hey!" she yells. "How do you get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river, and then down the river. Finally, she yells across to the first blonde, "You ARE on the other side!"
Why did the Jedi kill his master?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a joke that doesn’t make sense?
To get to the other side.
Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?
To get to the other side.
Can we dissect a classic joke??
I was driving through a rural area this afternoon when a chicken began to cross the road.
I chuckled at the little clucker and began to recite the classic joke in my head...
"Why did the chicken cross the road??"
I arrived at a predictable reaction; "this is a boring joke...it's...
Roses are red, Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpo...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Our story begins with the domestication of the red jungle fowl in South-East Asia around 6000BC and the development of paved roads in ancient Mesopotamia around 4000BC. As trade routes spread westwards, the "chickens" were brought to Europe alongside spices, then spread along trade routes by the bur...
A fierce tornado rips through the field
A man runs for his life but gets to the edge of a river. He sees another man standing on the other side.
He shouts to the other man "I need your help to get to the other side, buddy!"
The other man looks around and responds, "You are on the other side, friend!"
The tornado catch...
Why did the Turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side dishes.
Because he's a vegetarian, see?
If I had a dollar for every time I messed up the punchline
To get to the other side
How many dementia sufferers does it take to change a light-bulb?
To get to the other side!
(Apologies if re-post. I forgot where I heard this)
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