When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch.
It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's *amazing!!"* says the second caterpillar. "How in th...
A lost hiker is on one side of a raging river when he sees a buddhist monk on the other side. There are no bridges. He has no boat. He shouts out to the monk on the opposite bank. “How do I get to the other side?”
The buddhist monk shouts back: “You are on the other side.”
A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer "How long will it take me to get to the next town?"
The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes.”
“Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?"
“Didn't know how fast you could walk".
Girls reading Cinderella only get to the part where it says "Cinderella married the Prince" and stop. They don't read what it says next.
It says "End of fairytale".
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A family is at the zoo and they get to the elephants
The daughter notices something she hasn't seen before, so she looks at her mom and says, "Mom what's that thing hanging down from the elephant?" She answers, "That's his trunk." "No, in the back," the daughter says. "That's his tail." "No, underneath!" The mother blushes and says, "Oh that's nothing...
How do I get to the top of r/jokes?
Piece of cake.
To get to the other side
Why did the time traveller cross the road?
How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts?
Through the Dumbell door.
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