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How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?

Pull some strings.

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Destination Pittsburgh

Three priests were heading to Pittsburgh. The youngest priest, knowing he was most connected to the secular world, offered to get the tickets.

Upon arriving at the counter, the noticed the cashier was wearing a low low top and a short short skirt. His heart fluttered a moment...

“Yes ...

I asked my friend if he wanted to go see the Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

He said, “Sure, but we need to get tickets. Can you do the Fandango?”

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