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Get Stoned Jokes

Get Stoned Before an Auction

Even if you don't win anything, you'll still be the highest bidder!

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Have Sex And Get Stoned

Saudi Arabia is no joke

When I get stoned I like to listen to Pink Floyd & eat a lot.

I have become comfortably plump.

I want to go to Israel, get stoned and fûck a Jewish girl. After that I'll fûck a Palestinian girl..

..... and she'll get stoned.

Who grows the best weed in the world?

Saudi Arabia, smoke it once and get stoned twice

I'm inviting friends over for BBQ chicken and blunts.

Let's kill two birds and get stoned!

TIL while it's illegal to smoke marijuana in Sudan...

you can still get stoned

What do junkies and adulterers in the Middle East have in common?

They both get stoned.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Why was smoking weed so bad in 500 A.D.?

Because you’d get stoned.

Christian joke.

When Jesus was born, almost everyone got stoned.

If he was born in the 70s, almost everyone would get stoned.

Nothing changed! Except they seem to enjoy it more in the 70s!

What do people do at a party with Medusa?

They get stoned

I am not a fan of Islamic pubs.

You can't drink alcohol, or get a bacon sandwich. Women can get stoned there though.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

I used to think that Islamic countries were tight on their drug laws...

...but that can't be right. They still let women get stoned, don't they?

The cops just fined me $1000 when they found a bunch of pot plants in my greenhouse.

I guess they were right. People in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned.

As a muslim, I don't get why cannabis is so popular

I mean, why do you want to get stoned?

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

My friend wanted to smoke some afghani weed with me

But i said no, because, from what i heard, people in afghanistan get stoned TO DEATH


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