Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."
>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0
When cheapskates get cold they all gather around the candle, but what do they do when they get real cold?
They light up the candle
Ever get real mad at your step ladder and yell at it?
"Whatever, you're not my REAL ladder!"
I started to get really worried about climate change when I was house shopping and my real estate agent used the phrase:
“Potential Water Front Property”
Three disabled stranded men
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, bu...
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