Get Out Of Jail Jokes - 7 Hilarious Get Out Of Jail Jokes

Courtesy of Alexa: how does a banana get out of jail?

It wins on appeal.

Why do women get out of jail sooner than men?

Because periods ends sentences.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

So if a Chicken carries salmonella, and a Cow carries e-coli, what does a pig carry?

A gun, a badge, and a "get out of jail free" card.

I have recently become a new man

I don't drink, i smoke very rarely, i don't stare at girls, i go to sleep early, i wake up early and I work hard everyday. My supervisors are happy with me. I will definitely abandon this lifestyle once i get out of jail.

"Your money's no good here," said the bartender.

"And that 'Get Out of Jail Free' card probably won't work either."

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Whenever I hear my neighbors having ...

I think to myself, "I should get a girlfriend when I get out of jail."

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