(My 7 year old made this up and wanted me to share!)
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“If you don’t do it you might regret it” said the heart. “But you might get hurt” spoke the brain. “We think you should go for it” said the guts
“Just what the HELL was that?!?” protested the anus.
My dad just got a tall new grill and I’m worried he’ll get hurt trying to use it.
The steaks have never been higher.
What do windows feel when they get hurt?
Pane!
2 men go fishing, One has a stutter
The man with a stutter says “shh ssshhh sshh”. The other man says “what is it, did you catch a fish”? The stuttering man continues to make ssshhh noises, the other man says “spit it out”. The stuttering man says “ssshhh ship!!” Before the 2nd man can react a ship crashes into their boat.
M...
2 Guys walk into a bar
Which was pretty dumb seeing that the second guy saw the first guy get hurt
A wife sits by her ill husband's bedside
Husband: You have been there whenever I get hurt
Wife: I know!
Husband: through every illness
Wife: yes
Husband: Whenever anything goes wrong
Wife: of course
Husband: I think...
Wife: tell me
Husband: I think you are bad luck
Ten little Indians..
Ten little Indians jumping on a bed,
one fell off and didn't get hurt because here on the res our mattresses are on the floor.
Little Mary is riding a train with her grandma
Suddenly, Mary opens the window and leans out. ,,Watch out Mary, you might get hurt by tree branches." says grandma. Mary replies,,Don't worry grandma, there are no trees, just co-co-co-co-co-co-concrete pillars."
What do vending machines, explosives and a cross-eyed seeing two people have in common?
C4, and there's a chance someone might get hurt.
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A new bloke starts works on a building site...
He meets his new workmates and they head up to the roof to start work. One of the workers picks up a pile of bricks and steps off the edge of the building falling 10 stories and landing safely at the bottom. He takes the elevator back to the top and keeps working. No one seems to even bat a...
A large sinkhole opens up on a small town road.
Many people fall into it and get hurt and it's difficult to get them all to the hospital.
The mayor gathers the city council to figure out a solution. The smartest city councilor suggests they park an ambulance next to the hole to get people to the hospital faster. The rest unanimously agree....
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