Why do Narcissists quit competitive High Jumping just when they get good at it?
They can never get over themselves.
If you want to get good at Greek pottery...
you have to urn it.
How much does it cost to get good seats at Wrigley Field?
I don’t know, but I can give you a ballpark estimate.
Why don't black holes get good grades ?
They aren't bright enough.
You can't get good signal reception at a cemetery
It's a dead spot.
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God is creating the world, and he talks to the canadians
He says to them “You will have the best land ever. It is beautiful, in the summer it is warm and in the winter it snows beautiful snow flakes. It is called Canada. You will have prosperity and food for all your days.”
He then gets the Australians, and says to them “I give to you Australia. Yo...