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German Open Jokes

A German, an Italian and a Newfie are sitting on a steel girder...

...hundreds of feet above the ground, having lunch. The German opens up his lunch box and lets out a groan. "Mein Gott!" he says. "Not wiener schnitzel again! I'm so sick of wiener schnitzel, if I ever have to eat wiener schnitzel for lunch again I'm going to throw myself from this girder."

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[Long] A German, Frenchman, and Russian board a small plane from Madrid to Moscow.

A German, Frenchman, and Russian board a small plane from Madrid to Moscow. Shortly after takeoff the Frenchman opens the window and sticks his hand out.

Then he brings his hand back in, sniffs it, and proclaims "We are above France right now!" The German and Russian ask him how he knows thi...

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A German, an American and a Macedonian are on a plane...

A German, an American and a Macedonian are on a plane and all of a sudden, Satan comes and starts sawing a wing off.

Without a doubt, the three men start panicking.

Then, the American pulls out his suitcase, opens it and says "Dear Satan, I offer you $500,000 to stop sawing the wing!"<...

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