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George Best Jokes

Do you know who isn't an alcoholic any more?

George Best.

Ten years ago I gave up alcohol and women...

it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

-George Best

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Gambling jokes

**Husband**: How do you lose $150 in the slot machines!

**Wife**: You lost $15000 at the tables!

**Husband**: Yeah but I know how to gamble.

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**Bettor**: My god, I had a terrible day today. I lost 15 ou...

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