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My geometry teacher is really upset that her pet parrot died yesterday.

Polly gone.

How does a geometry teacher drink beer?

From pint A to pint B.

Geometry teachers are oddly obsessed with communism

they are always talking about marks and angles

Why did the police catch the murder of the geometry teacher?

They investigated it from all angles

What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem?

Let’s try a different angle

What’s a geometry teacher’s favorite drink?

Ovaltine!

My 7 year old made this one up today. Thanks, grandparents!

Why was the geometry teacher late for work?

Because she took the rhombus.

What do you call a geometry teacher who’s obsessed with anime?

Daddy 10π

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot’s cage open?

Polygon.

I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

Back at school, I had a weird geometry teacher.

He had warts all over his nose, and they had to remove a bit of his face due to an accident. You could say he had an...

Irregular sir face.

I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher...

Because I want to make at least 6 figures.

My friend asked me “did you get a hair cut?”

I said “no I got a lot of them cut”


Credit to my geometry teacher for the joke

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