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Genie Wishes Jokes

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Genie wishes

Its Jim, Harry, and Dick stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. Jim thinks about it and wishes he was off the island and back home. A week goes by and Harry wishes the same. After a month Dick says ā€˜Iā€™m lonely. I wish my friends were back ...

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Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. Delighted, the genie says "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately shouts out "I want a billion pounds." *POOF*, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." *POOF*, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now wel...

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