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Generall Jokes

With all the pictures of Epstein attending parties, talking to important people and generally socialising

It's obvious he didn't like to hang by himself

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" generally mean the same thing...

...except at funerals.

People generally aren't too nice

In fact, the average person is mean

Three vampires sit in a cave in the black of night, sharing a drink, laughing, and generally having a good time that one would not associate with the undead.

The night grew longer, and an observer, should they be careful enough, would learn that vampires can indeed get drunk.

Eventually, the three begin to bicker about which of them is the most powerful and deadly.

The youngest suddenly gets up, and flies off into the night. Almost instantl...

Generally, when Communist countries get patriotic…

it’s a big red flag

My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning

I said, "Nah, most of the time I just let her sleep"

Why do men generally pass away sooner than their wife?

They want to.

Why is it generally a bad idea to marry chess pieces?

Well many would think of it as a Rook-ie mistake

Scouts are generally an easy-going bunch

But they can be in tents

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Historians are now generally agreed

that Romulus was a real son of a bitch.

What are chubby Mid-eastern moms generally named?

Fatima.

Everyone generally agrees...

… John Denver was a plane down to earth kind of guy.

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