The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war.....
...General Lee speaking
I'm not a fan of Civil War jokes.
I General Lee do not find them funny.
The Confederacy had some top-tier military leadership
General Lee speaking.
Did the Confederate Army think they were racist?
General Lee speaking, no.
Me: "Dude! Help! I'm convinced that I'm possessed by the ghost of an American Civil War General!" Ed: "That's incredible! Are you sure, man?"
Me: "Nope, but 'Grant,' Ed - that's a good guess."
Ed: "Are you ever possessed by confederate commanders?"
Me: "General Lee? No."
My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider
It was good, General Lee speaking.
What's the difference between how flour is sifted, a parking citation issued to the leader of the Confederate army and 45% of this nation's pets?
One is generally fine, one is a General Lee fine, and one is generally feline.
Upon admitting defeat, a proud Confederate leader said, “The Union was pretty much right.”
(General Lee speaking)
Southerners can do pretty good civil war voice impressions....
General Lee speaking.
A 178 year old Civil War survivor told me this joke.
Me: "Hey old man, tell me a joke from the war!!"
Him: "I can't remember any - I General Lee didnt find them very funny."
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