Gassing Jokes - 4 Hilarious Gassing Jokes

My wife said she is calling the UN.

Because I keep gassing my own people.

Stopped by the police

I spilled some gas on my sleeve while gassing up one day. Got back on the highway and lit up a smoke and started my sleeve on fire. I put my arm out the window but the flames did not go away. I sped up to 70 then 80 when I noticed the flashing lights behind me. The cop says "looks like I'm going t...

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If Hitler went to art school...

He'd probably work at a restaurant. Since he majored in art, he'd probably work there for a while, long enough to see the invention of carbonated drinks.

Really, even if Hitler went to art school, he'd still be gassing the juice.

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What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell

Both are responsible for gassing lots of people.

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