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Gas Money Jokes

I just farted on my wallet

Now I have Gas Money!

*Told to me by my 9 year old daughter, who thought it's hilarious! (I agree lol)

I farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

My ex just called and asked if she can sleep at my place because a stalker has been coming to her house at night.

So nice of her to save me the gas money.

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How does a stripper take care of her asshole?

She gives him gas money so he can get to band practice.

Your momma is so poor

She could fart on a penny and she still wouldn’t have gas money

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Yo mama jokes!

Ill start, yo mama so ugly her dildos need viagra, yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money, yo mama so fat when she jumped in a pool she went straight to hell, yo mama so fat i ran outta gas tryin to drive around her, yo mama so black that when she got out of the car the oil light turned on...

A blonde and a brunette inherit their family ranch...

A pair of sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherited their family ranch when their parents passed away.

The ranch was in dire straits. To save it, the brunette sister decided to take a risk: she would put all the money in their savings towards buying a bull to repopulate the ranch.
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