What do a hooker and a furniture salesman have in common?
They’ll both take $200 off your dresser.
What do you call an Irish outdoor furniture salesman?
Padi O’Furniture
A furniture salesman from Ontario was on a business trip in Quebec, selling furniture to various stores.
After a long day of selling furniture in Montreal, the guy was almost back in his hotel when he ran into a gorgeous woman who seemed to be interested in him. But he spoke no French, and she spoke no English. So he came up with a plan.
The guy pulled out a notepad and drew a picture of a taxi....
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