What professional sport would be more fun to watch if the athletes drank alcohol during?

NASCAR

I’ll totally let people walk all over me...

It’ll be fun to watch them trip over my rolls

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[NSFW] The coal-miner's lust

On his payday, coal-miner Joe wanted to get laid, especially now since he was just paid. He goes to a brothel and asks for the finest broad there. The manger says to him "sorry, we don't have any women right now, but you can have sex with a chicken for free." Wanting sex so badly, Joe thinks for a m...

How are women similar to fireworks?

They're fun to watch from a distance, dangerous up close, and can be ignited by the smallest spark.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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