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A penis is like a unicycle

Itโ€™s fun to ride, but donโ€™t send pictures of it to strangers.

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

They're both fun to ride until your friends find out

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My girlfriend said my penis reminds her of a motorcycle.

I asked if it was because it was fun to ride?

But she said "No honey, its because its a two-stroke."

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Male chauvinist pig jokes.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Wha t are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?...

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