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Fun And Games Jokes

Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and games until

You realize you're a healthy young man

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

Then it just becomes a soap opera.

Being called a "snack" or a "tall drink of water" is all fun and games

Until your partner leaves you outside the movie theater because no "outside food or drink is allowed".

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Y’know, imaginary numbers are all fun and games...

... until someone loses an i

Then shit gets real.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Or a subreddit costs you $70 billion.

Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say

"Was it all fun and games up until that point?"

Dating is like playing a videogame.

It's all fun and games until the microtransaction come in.

My friends and I were playing a game, where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that has died.

It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.

I started playing water polo the other day

It was all fun and games until my horse drowned

Jokes are like cadavers...

They're all fun and games until you dissect one.


It's funny because the word dissect is used as both "dissecting a joke" and also as "dissecting a cadaver."
Also, both cadavers and dissected jokes are often dead.

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I saw my son playing with a used diaper while the AC was on

It was all fun and games untill shit hit the fan

Just thought of this in the shower! (and added to it while on the toilet)

Paul hasn’t seen his cousins in a long time. After receiving a random facebook invite to his youngest cousin’s 8th birthday part he takes some time off and catches a flight.

The party was all fun and games in the yard but it was warm out so he went inside to cool off with some good ole air c...

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Girls come to me, I have sex with them, and then I get paid for my services...

but it is not all fun and games being an undertaker.

Stolen from here (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mz0q0/stay_classy_youtube/), thought it was worth shamelessly posting for you jokes who have not seen it.

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Decisions, decisions, decisions.

A man dies and is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter says to the man, "There is really nothing extremely good nor bad about your life to determine your fate. You'll have to spend 24 hours in Heaven and in Hell, then choose where you wish to spend eternity."
The man thinks for a momen...

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