Yo mama so fugly

Tears climb up her forehead and down the back of her head.

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Okay, so let me tell you about the idiots I work with...

First off, there's this girl that always follows me around like a puppy. Which isn't so bad because she's pretty hot, but man is she *dumb*. Like, really fucking dumb. She has convinced herself she's going to be a professional model one day and... well I don't see it happening. Needless to say, ...

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Me: I'm too sexy for myself!

Mirror: Yeah... that's hot!

Windows: sup dude!

Girls: He's so sexy, look at him... *(Giggles)*

Selfie camera: Wassup you fugly piece of shit!

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The ladder to success

A man drunkly stumbles out of a bar and on the way to his car, encounters a ladder reaching up to the clouds. There is a voice coming from high up in the clouds, “climb the ladder to success”. The man looks up and starts climbing. After reaching a low floating cloud, he sees a woman, she has wart...

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