I found out what that math teacher with graph paper from yesterday’s joke was plotting....
...weapons of math instruction.
I'm filling in for my friend who got hung over from yesterday's drinking..
His patients wont be thrilled if they knew I never went to Dental College
I nibbled on my 3 year olds ear and said "I'm going to eat your ears". She said "Papa! No! Don't eat my ears!"
"My mask will fall off!"
(True story from yesterday, happy end of 2021!)
Authorities have released the name of the United passenger from yesterday's incident
Soo Yoo
A doctor offers $100 if he can't cure your illness, otherwise you'll pay him $50.
A guy sees the sign and enters the clinic hoping to fool the doctor and easily make a hundred dollars.
"Doctor, I don't have my sense of taste!" says the guy.
"Here drink this." as the doctor hands him a tiny vial filled with unknown liquid.
The guy drinks from it and immediatel...
A doctor is sitting in his office and is waiting for his next patient
A man enters the room. He tells the doctor that he has a back injury from yesterdays activities. The doctor asks him what he did that cause his back injury.
"Well Doctor, I came home early yesterday after work and found a pair of mens shoes that do not belong to me. I rushed upstairs and foun...
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How to prepare for a new management position
A guy walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other.
He says to the waiter, \- 'I want coffee.' The waiter says, \- 'Sure thing, coming right up...' He gets the guy a tall mug of coffee, and the guy drinks it down in one gulp, picks up...
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