Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner, we walked ...
Two friends chatting on the front porch
Old joke I remember .. figured it would be appropriate on Valentine's day
Two friends are chatting on the front porch. A delivery truck pulls up and delivers a dozen roses to the woman who lives here. When the driver leaves, the woman starts crying.
"What's the matter dear? Why are ...
Two friends chatting in the bar.
"Man, me and my wife had a fight yesterday."
"Oh yea, about what?"
"You see, I wanted to watch the game but she wanted to watch a movie"
"So, how was the movie then?"
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