Who sent Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel a friend request on Facebook

Darkness.

Don’t accept a friend request from Hormel Foods.

It could be SPAM.

I got a friend request from Epstein

Not sure if I should accept it or leave him hanging.

Do not accept a friend request from Lizzie Borden.

You will get hacked.

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Pro Tip - If a hot sexy female sends you a friend request on facebook..

REJECT HIM.

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I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook.

Request denied, Principle Anderson.

Computer problems

I had a close friend who was tragically killed by an axe murderer. Strangely, I recently received a friend request from him on Facebook... I think he’s been hacked

You gotta be careful on social media these days.

I mean, just today I accepted a friend request from Xerox. Turns out it was a scan.

It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...

they don't accept your friend request.

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