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Friend Request Jokes

Why should you never answer an online friend request from Lizzie Borden?

Because she's known to be a hacker.

Who sent Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel a friend request on Facebook

Darkness.

Don’t accept a friend request from Hormel Foods.

It could be SPAM.

I got a friend request from Epstein

Not sure if I should accept it or leave him hanging.

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Pro Tip - If a hot sexy female sends you a friend request on facebook..

REJECT HIM.

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I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook.

Request denied, Principle Anderson.

Walt Disney's body wasn't frozen after he died.

Contrary to popular legend, it was only his head that was cryogenically frozen after he succumbed to lung cancer, having been a heavy smoker.

Years later a friend requested that Walt be thawed out so that he could see how he was doing. Apparently old habits die hard, because the first thing ...

Computer problems

I had a close friend who was tragically killed by an axe murderer. Strangely, I recently received a friend request from him on Facebook... I think he’s been hacked

You gotta be careful on social media these days.

I mean, just today I accepted a friend request from Xerox. Turns out it was a scan.

It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...

they don't accept your friend request.

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