I went to the store to buy a french loaf and the clerk asked me, "how do you want this to be put away?"
I told him "baguette"
I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper
Please don’t ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*
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