A guy walks into a Starbucks and says to the barista “If I make you laugh, I get free coffee.”
The barista, feeling generous, says “Sure, if you make me laugh, your coffee’s on me!”
The guy says “Ok, this one’s hilarious: What did Timmy want for his birthday?”
The barista says “I don’t know, what did he want?”
“Parents.”
There was dead silence from the barista. ...
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A man dies and ends up in Hell.
A man dies and ends up in hell, Satan shows up and walks him down a hallway, explaining that he would choose his torment from a selection of doors.
The first door opens up onto a vast expanse and millions of people standing on their heads on concrete. This doesn't have much appeal so the...
In honor of Dads everywhere: Father's Day is Dad Joke central - a way of life.
I took my Dad to breakfast this morning. A woman was bringing a pot of coffee around to see if people needed refills. At each take, people would likely accept or decline.. "Yes, thank you." "No, we're fine, thanks."
She gets to our table.
"More coffee?"
Dad: "Is it free?" <...
Signs you drink too much coffee
- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of ...
Woman walks into Starbucks
-We recommend caffeine-free coffee for pregnant women. -I'm not pregnant. -Wow, how about sugar-free then?
"Welcome to Cheapskates Anonymous, would anybody like to start?"
"I'd like to say that I'm not a cheapskate. I'm just here for the free coffee."
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