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Frankenstein's Jokes

Who Flips Frankenstein's Pancakes?

Count Spatula.

Frankenstein's monster went to a party

The Bride asks him if he wants to dance, but the monster declines. She asks him if he has Two Left Feet, and he confirms it. "It's not my fault. The Doctor couldn't find a right foot for me."

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What was Dr. Frankenstein's dog's name?

Scraps

"ITS ALIVE, ITS ALIVE!!!" - Frankenstein's dream

A necrophilliac' worst nightmare.

What's Frankenstein's favourite part of a company?

Human resources

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What do you call it when Frankenstein's Monster gets a boner?

A reserrection.

Frankenstein's monster was really worried one day

"Pull yourself together", said Frankenstein

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Why was Frankenstein's monster so pissed off?

You would be pissed too if your nuts were on your neck..

I went to visit my old friend frankenstein's monster

as we were talking I said, "It's just uncanny, you have your mothers eyes."

he smiled and replied, "yes, but she didn't need them anymore"

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

People say Frankenstein's monster had a temper,

but actually he was surprisingly level headed.

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A group of eels are chilling in the river...

When a full tuxedo comes drifting downstream.

Danny, the leader of the bunch, turns to his three pals.

"Holy shit guys, now's our chance!"

"Yeah!" says Tommy, "Let's get drunk!"

So Tommy threads himself through the pants of the tux in a U shape, forming a nice looking pai...

Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body.

It's Frankenstein's Muenster.

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