As I lay in my new girlfriend’s bed, I noticed four lines carved into the headboard.
“Is that how many men you’ve slept with?”, I asked.
“Yes”, she replied, “One thousand, one hundred and eleven.”
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
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