He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”
“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”
She agrees, and the man asks his question.
“What is the ninth digit of pi?”
She ...
I have four eyes, three noses, five mouths and seven ears. What am I?
Ugly
A cornea, a female sheep, a tire and a nerd walk into a haunted house
The cornea bounces in first, making plenty of noise all throughout the house, and leaves terrified and satisfied.
The female sheep prances in next, and terrified bleeting can be heard by all, before she leaves in fear.
The tire rolls in next, making loud, frightened rubbery noises insi...
What do you call a white person wearing glasses while playing Yu-Gi-Oh?
Four eyes white dragon.
^sorry if repost, thought of this myself.
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It was JoeBob's first day of school in the big city after moving from the back country...
...and one of the teachers was giving him a tour of the school. JoeBob was amazed at all of the different kinds of kids there were at this school compared to back home.
As they were walking the halls, he spotted a kid in a wheelchair. "Wow", he said, "Ya'll let cripples go school here too...
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