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Forth One Jokes

How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time?

Have the forth one yell " BINGO!".

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two Men are Arguing in a Pub

After some back and forth one turns to the other and declares

"You know what *'Mate',* you make me feel like the Queen's Gynocologist

I'm starring at a royal twat!"

A man dies ...

A man dies. When he arrives at the gates of Heaven, Saint Peter is welcoming him. The saint started to walk him throug heavens, where he could eat, sleep, and all the other pleasures heaven has to offer. At one point, they reached a room full of clocks. Most of them were moving, but all on a differe...

A man walked into a bar..

A man walked into a local bar, ordered a beer. As he was waiting for his drink, a conversation between two strangers next to him drew his attention.

StrangerA: hey buddy, where do you live?
StrangerB: At Husenberg street near the local mall, in the appartments.
StrangerA:What a coincide...

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