Me: Doctor, I've been having trouble with my memory, I keep forgetting things
Doctor: Okay, how long has this been going on for?
Me: How long's what been going on for?
Two things that I don't like about myself are procrastination and the habit of forgetting things.
But the good thing is that I don't procrastinate.
I've been forgetting things
for as long as I can remember.
What do you call a young person forgetting things in a bathhouse?
Early onsen dementia.
Patient : "Doc I've been forgetting things lately"
Doc : "When did this condition start?" Patient : "What condition?"
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A quack posted a sign on his place which said "Can treat all kinds of illneses for $100. If I can't, I'll pay you $100"
A guy tried his luck and went inside.
Guy: hey doc, my sense of taste is messed up
Quack: Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you'll drink one tablespoon of it
[*guy drinks medicine*]
Guy: [*spits*] fuck you, this is gasoline!
Quack: y...
My Dad is 69 approaching his 70s
He gets really worried because both his parents got Alzheimer’s around that age.
Tells me, son, if I ever start forgetting things or show any symptoms.. I j-ju-just know I can’t go through what they did.
So… please.. just … kill me.
“Dad that’s what you said 5 minutes ago”
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One day, one lady told the other, "This is terribly embarrassing, but I hope you understand. You know how it is to be old. I keep forgetting things. I have to tell you, my dear friend, that I simply can't remember your name. Could you please tell me your name again?"
The other lady looked at ...
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An elderly couple went to see their physician because the pair of them have been forgetting things as of late. The doctor performs an examination on them and concludes that they are in perfect health. He explains to them that in their old age people naturally start forgetting things, and advises th...
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A gentleman goes into a doctor's office...
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Several days after the doctors appointment, the elderly couple are sat down watching television when the man asks, 'Margaret, ...
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