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Forget Me Jokes

A child asks her mum if she will always remember her ...

****My sister told me this joke the other day****

Daughter: "Will you remember me in 1 hour?"

Mum: "Of course i will"

Daughter: "will you remember me in 1 day?

Mum: "yes dear"

Daughter: "will you remember me in 1 month?"

Mum: "to the end of time, i will alwa...

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My love is like a candle,

if you forget me,
i will burn your fucking house down

What did the flower say when asked why he was having trouble tying his shoes?

Sometimes I forget me nots.

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