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Forget About Me Jokes

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My love is like a candle...

Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground.

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Priest, nun, camel, laugh.

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.

After several days of not being r...

Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who?

I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won.

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