UPJOKE

It's sad really, Texas has two professional football teams,

But Oklahoma doesn't have any.

I vote we move the Redskins there.

Why do football teams keep using wide receivers?

If they want to get through the holes, shouldn’t they use narrow receivers?

My girlfriend is so sweet and loving, plus she plays in goal for the local football team

She's a keeper

Why aren't there many female football teams?

Because you can't convince 11 women to wear the same clothes

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