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Fool Me Once Jokes

Fool me once, Shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

Fool me 350,000 times, you're probably a meteorologist

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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice,

shame on your mother for raising such a little cunt

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My hebrew friend has let me down several times, so I am no longer friends with him

Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on jews.

Famous Quotes from US Presidents

“The harder the conflict, the greater the triumph.” ― George Washington

“Honesty is the first chapter of the book wisdom.” ― Thomas Jefferson

“If tyranny and oppression come to this land it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.” ― James Madison

“Try and fail, but don...

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