TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a food themed costume orgy.
Obligatory didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago, me and my girlfriend decided to spice up our relationship by going to an orgy. A mutual friend of ours gave us the adress, and told us to wear costumes. I was broccoli, my girlfriend was a tomato.
When we arrived, the door was unlocked. Th...
Why did the tomato blush? (I need other food grocery themed jokes too please!)
Because he saw the salad dressing! I am a cashier at a grocery store and need new food themed jokes! Please and thank you so much!!! I love you reddit fam happy new year!
Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension?
He was attacked by The Garlics
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