The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
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The UN asked an American, an Ethiopian, and a Chinese for their opinion on the global food shortage
None of them understood the question;
The American asked what is a shortage.
The Ethiopian asked what is food.
The Chinese asked what is a opinion.
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Well, after spending all day worrying about a food shortage at the annual spoonerism contest...
it turns out it was just a lack of pies!
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The UN recently published the results of a poll. The topic was: "Please truthfully give your opinion on food shortage in the rest of the world."
Results:
Europeans requested explanation of the term "shortage".
Africans asked what "food" is.
Chinese inquired about the term "opinion".
Americans wondered what "rest of the world" might possibly mean.
And in Italy they are still discussing the meaning of the ter...
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What is the German term for food shortages?
Wurst Käse Scenario.
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UN Survey
Last month, the UN conducted a global survey:
# "Please give us your honest opinion about a solution to the Food Shortages in the Rest of the World."
The poll turned out, not unexpectedly, to be a huge flop.
Why?
\-In Africa, participants didn't know what ...
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A news chain started asking people what's their opinion on a food shortage around the world
The venezuelans asked what food is The Europeans asked what shortage is The americans asked what the rest of the world is The chinese asked what an opinion is, then got arrested for asking too many questions
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UN sent a survey to children from different country: " Regarding the problem of food shortage in other countries, what's your opinion?" Surprisingly no kids understand the question.
American kids: "what's “other countries”...?" European kids: "what's “shortage”...?" Africa kids: "what's “food”...?" Chinese kids: "what's “my opinion”...?"
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An oldie but a goodie. [It's a version of an older joke]
On November 14, 1984, the United Nations sent out a survey to every country, asking "Would you please share your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey flopped pretty much everywhere.
In Africa, families were confused about what "food"...
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