UPJOKE

They say never go food shopping when you're hungry

but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier.

Dating a girl after a dry spell is like going food shopping when youโ€™re hungry

Except my food never banged my roommate while I was at work

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.